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Time travel, evolution, and organized religion.

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All the Time in the World.

saint reaganDo you know who would benefit more from time travel than just about anyone? Organized religion, that's who. And since they have all the money in the world I'm pretty sure they're working on it right now.

The first thing they'd probably do is send a team of construction engineers into the past and have them build an Ark on Mount Ararat.

Next they'd put Mary on the pill after birthing Jesus so there wouldn't be any hard-to-explain brothers and sisters to contend with. They might even petition Joseph to change his last name to "Christ" just for continuity's sake.

Finally they'd hide cleverly-edited editions of the Dead Sea scrolls that specifically point out that Reagan is going to be God's favorite president, and that hedge funds can act as the holy ointment that will squeeze a rich man through the eye of the needle.


Note 1: An open letter from a conservative to the GOP: "I am your demographic and you've lost my vote."

Note 2: Did you see Congressman Pete Hoekstra's racist campaign ad? If so, then you understand why he's desperately trying to scrub it off the 'net.

Note 3: Newt Gingrich, groveling for the oil companies, said that he's never seen a gun rack in a Chevy Volt. I say he didn't look hard enough.

Note 4: Rick Santorum's case 'against' birth control: too many young, single, poor women are having children. Brilliant.

Note 5: Oops! Mitt Romney accidentally admits that spending cuts slow the economy.


And now our Chart of the Day: It's Friday, ya bastids! Enjoy this silly chart.

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Today's Google Chow.

A confessional: we travelled 40 million years into the future, father. I think I'd almost changed Brother Theodore's mind when a swarm of giant, flying, telepathic banana slugs ate his brain.

Caption: Using a time machine to prove evolution: $100 trillion dollars. The look on their face when the neuro-protect-o helmet fails: priceless