Raging Pencils logo

Free comics every Monday, Wednesday & Friday!
pump high heel pregnant
Support progressive comics
The fat lady rubs it in
<- Stolen Votes Mitt's Scary Tales->

Control-click or right-click to bookmark
Raging Pencils

Looking for a specific Rage Comic and/or Rant and can't find it?

start rant

Kind of a Big, Fat Deal

obama and christieNew Jersey Governor Christ Christie's recent buddy-buddy act with the President is as clear an indication that Mr. Obama will be returning for a second term as you'll find. If the Governor really thought Mitt Romney had a chance of being elected he would not be heaping such effusive praise as he has on our current Commander in Chief. Mr. Christie has clearly indicated in the past that he does not like this president, so what we're seeing is simply the public face of a private agreement between the two for the benefit of their own best interests. New Jersey gets some preferential federal treatment in the months to come and Mr. Obama, with the benefit of a prominent Republican's enthusiastic approval, breathes a little easier through Election Day.

Christie's ulterior motive, by appearing rational and statesmen like, is to fire his first national shot at a White House bid in 2016.

Dream on, you bloated, entitled douchebag.


If you still haven't come to the same presidential decision as Colin Powell, The Economist Magazine, and New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, allow me to offer this deftly persuasive little article - "The Case for Obama: Why He Is a Great President. Yes, Great."

Now go vote!


end rant

(To spare you right-wing nincompoopery all comments are moderated.)
HTML Comment Box is loading comments...


Oh, That Mitt

big bird trashes romneyWhere are your tax returns, Mitt?


arry Reid was right. Mitt Romney paid no taxes. He ran a scam using blind trusts and the Mormon church.


ere's an example of another HUGE Romney lie. When he was Governor of Massachusetts he didn't work with Democrats, he tried to eliminate them. He failed miserably.


The United Auto Workers have filed charges against Mitt Romney for violating the federal Ethics in Government law when he concealed the millions he made on the auto industry bail-out.


Quote of The Day

"Mayor Bloomberg gave President Obama permission to drink Mitt Romney's milkshake -- but only 16 ounces of it." --- a tweet by LOLGOP

Today's video: Rachel Maddow shows how Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's last ditch campaign lies are backfiring.


President Obama's Top 50 Accomplishments

Number 12: Reversed Bush Torture Policies

barack obama's top 50 accomplishments
Two days after taking office, nullified Bush-era rulings that had allowed detainees in U.S. custody to undergo certain “enhanced” interrogation techniques considered inhumane under the Geneva Conventions. Also released the secret Bush legal rulings supporting the use of these techniques.


And now our Chart of the Day: FEMA Declared Disasters

FEMA declared disasters chart

Much larger version of chart here.


Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creationFor the past two years the Republican-led House had the chance to pass any number of jobs bills to get this country back on its feet. Instead, they did nothing, hoping that the lousy economy they were nurturing would ruin Mr. Obama's chance at reelection. That's the Republican way.

For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.


If you enjoy Raging Pencils, might I also recommend:
born again pagan
the infinite cat project

Can't make sense of the news? Try our selection of progressive nosh:
DailykosCrooks and LiarsThink ProgressTalking Points Memo

Today's Google Chow.

Ann Romney: Ooh, look, Mitt! It says here that the part of the fat lady will be played by Chris Christie. Isn't he a friend of yours?"

Mitt Romney: Ahhh, shaddap.

New Jersey Metropolitan Opera

Overturn Citizens United