Who Indeed?

Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio were walking down the road when they came upon a sign that said "World's Most Beautiful Woman Contest". Snow White goes inside and returns a little while later with a tiara and a first-place trophy.

The three walk on until they came upon a sign that said "World's Strongest Man Contest". Superman goes inside and returns a little while later with a crown and a first-place trophy.

They continue their travels and eventually come upon a sign that said "World's Biggest Liar Contest". Pinocchio tips his hat and confidently struts through the door. After some time he returns and he's devastated, he's crying like he'll never stop.

Superman grabs his shoulders in each hand asks what happened. Pinocchio looks up at him, tears in his eyes and says:

"Who the fuck is Mitt Romney?"

=Lefty=

Oh, That Mitt.

Mitt Romney isn't proposing a $5 trillion tax break for billionaires. According to the National Memo he's proposing a $10 trillion tax break.

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A Denver restaurant owner declined a visit by Mitt Romney. Now he's getting death threats. Niiiiice.

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Mitt loved his lie about Medicare so much he mentioned in ten times during the debate.

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Build your own Romney with Robo Romney! He'll be any kind of Romney you want.

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Quote For The Day

"It's confusing that a party that nominated Sarah Palin and Paul Ryan doesn't like Muppets." - a tweet by LOLGOP

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Today's video: "Why Obama Now?" This is why.

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President Obama's Top 50 Accomplishments

Number 13: Improved America’s Image Abroad

With new policies, diplomacy, and rhetoric, reversed a sharp decline in world opinion toward the U.S. (and the corresponding loss of “soft power”) during the Bush years. From 2008 to 2011, favorable opinion toward the United States rose in ten of fifteen countries surveyed by the Pew Global Attitudes Project, with an average increase of 26 percent.

And now our Chart of the Day: Your Own Bones Cross-Stitch Chart



Larger, considerably more legible, version of chart here.

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Republican Job Creation Update

10-5-12: The House took the day off. No jobs were created.


For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.