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When you wish upon a star for oral sex.

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Ick Factory.

beloved girlfriendI like to show rough sketches of ideas for my cartoons to Beloved Girlfriend, just to get a little audience feedback before I wade into the killing fields of ink and color. BG has a modestly low threshold for scandal so I'm always delighted when I elicit something like a "GROSS!" or "JESUS!" out of her. Today's cartoon wrested the following response:

"Is that supposed to be me?"

I took the Fifth.

I realize today's cartoon doesn't make any sort of progressive statement but sometimes I just like to get stupid. It comes so easy for me.

See you on Monday.



And now our Chart of the Day: Size Comparison of Starships.

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Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creation1-27-2012: The House held hearings on Wednesday trying to cut retirement benefits for federal employees. They also redefined what an "aircraft" is. They then took Thursday off.


Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies!Did Fox News complain when George Bush used Air Force One as a political tool? Nope. Obama, of course, is another story.

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Today's Google Chow.

Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.

I heard that! If you wish for oral sex one more time I'm kicking your ass!

Ummm... oral sex?

Kick. Hoo-hah!

Hey, look! A falling star! How about I make a little "wish"?

Thinks: Not tonight, honey.

Caption: Oddly enough, the remaining husk of the star crushed the skull of an ex-football star standing on Ringo Starr's star on the Walk of Fame while being fellated by a star-struck astrophysicist.