Meet
Your Congressman
 This
handsome chap is Congressman
Robert Mecklenborg (R-OH),
a married
man and a staunch defender
of Republican-style family
values.
Which means it'll come
as no surprise for you
to learn that he was recently
pulled
over in the middle
of the night by a state
trooper, drunk as a skunk,
veins full of Viagra and
with a stripper half his
age in the passenger seat. (Video
here.)
Robert Mecklenborg, everybody!Give
him a hand!
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I don't know about you, but I'm sick to
death of those "Sheen Lantern" Goggle
ads. What the heck happened to their vaunted
relevant advertising?
Sigh.
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Remember the four kittens birthed in the
back seat of my car back in late April? Well,
here are the three that survived (The runt
didn't make it.)
I'm happy to report that all three have
found wonderful new homes. The last
one, the cute guy in the middle, was handed
off earlier this afternoon, bound for the
bright
and
shiny
suburbs
of McKinney,
Texas.
I've also had the mother cat neutered so
balance to neighborhood karma has
been restored.
I considered keeping one of the kittens
but my other four cats made it very clear
to
me
that
I was tempting the nuclear option. It was
either the kittens or the first six layers
of my epidermis. I had to admit, they had
a point.
=Lefty=
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 "We're
going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." -
John Boehner, February 10, 2011.
The following is #49 in a list of accomplishments by
the GOP since they gained control of the House in 2011.
None
have yet to result in one, single new job.
(49) 7-6-2011: No new jobs to speak of but the GOP is
working diligently to keep their true constituency,
Wall Street fat cats, employed by attempting
to roll back the financial
reforms passed last year. Twerps.
For the entire list of GOP futility, click
here.
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 And
what manner of lie is Fox News spewing today? Their foisting
the old "Obama
and unions sitting in a tree. S-o-c-i-a-l-i-s-t"
crappola.
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