The
Evolution of Religion
Not
only am I sitting here touching myself
in an impure fashion but I'm eating
bacon-wrapped shrimp and wearing
two kinds of cloth....
and
I'm eating
from a plate that's had both meat
and milk on it!
Not only that, but
I'm getting a tattoo and committing
adultery while killing a mother bird
in the nest. Afterwards I'm planning
to murmur to myself about taking
someone to court for the right to teach evolution as
I walk behind my own devices in the midst of being
tempted
by desire.
Sounds crazy, doesn't it?
It is.
=Lefty=
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"We're
going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." -
John Boehner, February 10, 2011.
The following is #55 in a list of accomplishments by
the GOP since they gained control of the House in 2011.
None
have yet to result in one, single new job.
(55) 7-20-2011: Are you ready? They supported a bill
that would "amend the Securities Act of 1933 to
specify when certain securities issued in connection
with church
plans are treated as exempted securities for purposes
of that Act." Ooooh, I'm all a-tingle.
For the entire list of GOP futility, click
here.
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