You
Know About This, Right?
We've
all grown up drinking cow's milk even though
it's a really bizarre thing to do. We're the
only
species on Earth that regularly drinks the
milk of another species, though some of us
can't tolerate
ingesting
the stuff at all.
I know you don't like to think about this but
cows don't naturally lactate gallons and gallons
of the precious white goo daily, they need
offspring to tap the spring. Dairy cattle are
all inseminated
artificially these days and if the resultant
calves are female they have an
opportunity
to replace
their mothers
on the factory line, which is generally pretty
darned soon as a dairy cow only lives about
four years. A cow's life-span in the wild is
about twelve years but endless forced
pregnancies and ceaseless cocktails of hormones eventually
destroys their bodies.
Next stop for Elsie,
the slaughter house.
If the calf is male it has one of two fates;
either end up as veal (of which the less said,
the better) or simply be killed. This barbaric
practice occurs to about 3.5 million
calves
a year.
We're a clever race and you'd have thought
that we'd have invented an acceptable, artificial
milk by now, but the best we can
do is milk-like substances from various plant
sources. Soy milk is the most famous of these
but it has an unpleasant aftertaste.
The best
substitute,
in my opinion, is almond milk. It actually
tastes good and
is
very competitive
in price to cow's milk. I urge you to give
it a try, and here's a 75-cent
coupon to get
you started.
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It was delightful seeing photos of Congressman
Gabrielle Giffords gracing the internets. Here's
to
your speedy recovery, toots.
=Lefty=
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"We're going to have a relentless focus on creating
jobs." -
John Boehner, February 10, 2011.
The following is #39 in a list of accomplishments
by the GOP since they gained control of the House in 2011.
None have yet to result in one, single new job.
(39) 6-13-2011. Nothing, though they're jabbering
a lot about privatizing Social Security. Again.Sigh.
For the entire list of GOP futility, click
here.
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And
what manner of lie is Fox News spewing today? They're
claiming that Mr. Obama has not focused on creating
jobs. WhaaAAAAAAAt?
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