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Wisconsin
Do
you know why Adolf Hitler abolished the trade
unions back in 1933? It was to diminish the power
of all opposition to his fascist regime. You
know... sort of exactly what's going on in Wisconsin
and Illinois today.
The Citizens United ruling has given corporatist's
the power to use their massive piles of cash,
made off the labors of you, the U.S. citizen,
to literally buy the election of their choosing.
Their only viable opponent in terms of funding
are the unions.
So what happens if all the unions are driven
from the election scene? It means that next election
you get your choice of either of the two candidates
brought to you by Haliburton or Koch Industries
or Chase or British Petroleum. You'll see the
end of democracy and the start of a true
oligarchy
where the opinion of anyone but the super-rich
won't matter.
Dilbarack: I hear you've been telling everyone that the
Wisconsin unions are in league with the Antichrist.
Foxbert: Well, excuse me, Mr. Obama-nation. I didn't know
you had first dibs.
Dilbarack: Cut that out.
Dilbarack: What have you got against unions, Foxbert?
Foxbert: It's simple. Give a guy a decent wage and eventually
he'll want to run things. We have to nip this militant
collectivism in the bud else we'll soon have another Hitler
on our hands.
Dilbarack: Dude. Hitler abolished Germany's unions when
he bcame Chancellor in 1933.
Foxbert: Really?
Dilbarack: Yes, really.
Foxbert: Damn. Luckily for me my viewers have the I.Q.
of goldfish.
Dilbarack: We'll both pretend that's a good thing.