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Herman Cain, workin' for da man.
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Come Here Often?

t's amazing, yet not surprising, the way the corporate-owned media is twisting itself into a Gordian-like knot trying to protect their front-running stooge-of-the-month. Any second now I expect to hear reports of how these five wanton gold-diggers launched themselves like javelins mouth-first towards Herman's virginal crotch while he was drilling the gold from his own teeth in order to it give to Mother Teresa.

Face it, the man is toast. He's history. The only one's who don't know it is the Koch brothers who just keep pouring cash into his campaign like they're stoking the firebox of the little train who couldn't get enough executive perks.

One of the villain's here is the Restaurant Owners Association which actively enabled their little pet goat to turgidly follow his horny muse. They should have canned Herman's derriere the moment they had to pay off his second conquest, saving us all a lot of unpleasant visual imagery.

If they'd been smart (Smart... God, I kill me!) they could have saved a bundle if they'd just kept him well supplied with a few of D.C.'s best call girls. After all, what's good enough for the Bush White House is good enough for the next in a long line of Fox News commentators.



Republican Job Creation Update

john boehner"We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." - John Boehner, February 10, 2011.

The following is #106 in a list of Republican job creation activities since they gained control of the House in 2011. None, sad to say, have yet to result in one, single new job.

(106) 11-9-2011: One of the first things the GOP did after gaining the House after the 2010 mid-terms was change the schedule so that they'd work fewer days, only 109 days the entire year. (The average sucker works 258 days a year.) The House will be in session only 16 more days the rest of the year. Now you know why nothing gets done.

NOTE: As a result of an unexpected wave of enthusiasm the Republican Job Creation update now has its own web site. It will remain on the RP but a web site of its own will raise its visibility on the 'net as we progress towards the critical 2012 elections. And I thank you for your support.


Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies!And what manner of lie is Fox News spewing today? Those women are dirty liars. Know why? 'Cause Bill O'Reilly said so.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.

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Have you heard the latest about Herman Cain?
You mean the fifth sexual harassment allegation? Yeah, it's pretty sad.
Sad as in his not knowing what the Palestinian Right of Return is?
More like, sad that he referred to them as the "so-called Palestinians".
The guy puzzles me. How can a serious presidential candidate forget that China has been a nuclear power for 40 years? Or one who borrows economic policies from video games?
The way I see it, his real purpose is that when the GOP hacks the voting machines in minority districts next November it won't look suspicious when the votes go to a black candidate.
Wow, that's really cynical.
Cynical? Cynical is a male Sarah Palin. A sleazy, entitled, inexperienced cypher with no real chance at winning the White House and dollar signs in his eyes! That's cynical!
You know what this means, right?
No interview for Katie Couric.
Unless he's offering her a job.
You're funny.
Oh, Sorry. For those of you waiting for racial stereotypes might I suggest you trying listening to Rush Limbaugh.