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 It's
amazing, yet not surprising, the way the corporate-owned
media is twisting itself into a Gordian-like knot trying
to
protect their
front-running stooge-of-the-month. Any second now I
expect to hear reports of how these five wanton gold-diggers
launched
themselves like javelins mouth-first towards Herman's
virginal
crotch while he was drilling the gold from his own
teeth in order to it give to Mother Teresa.
Face it, the man is toast. He's history. The only one's
who don't know it is the Koch brothers who just keep
pouring
cash into his campaign like they're stoking the firebox
of the little train who couldn't get enough executive
perks.
One of the villain's here is the Restaurant Owners
Association which actively enabled
their little pet goat to turgidly follow his horny
muse. They should have canned Herman's derriere
the moment they
had to pay off his second conquest, saving us all a
lot of unpleasant visual imagery.
If they'd been smart (Smart...
God, I kill me!) they could
have
saved
a bundle if they'd just kept him well supplied
with a few of
D.C.'s
best call
girls.
After
all,
what's good
enough for the Bush White House is good enough for
the next in a long line of Fox News commentators.
=Lefty=
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Republican Job Creation Update
 "We're
going to have a relentless focus
on creating jobs." -
John Boehner, February 10, 2011.
The following is #106 in a list of Republican
job creation activities
since they gained control of the House
in 2011. None, sad to
say,
have
yet to result in one, single new job.
(106) 11-9-2011: One of the first things the GOP did
after gaining the House after the 2010 mid-terms was
change
the schedule so that they'd work fewer days,
only 109 days the entire year. (The average sucker
works 258 days a year.) The House will be in session
only 16 more days the rest of the year. Now you know
why nothing gets done.
NOTE: As a result of an unexpected wave of enthusiasm
the Republican
Job Creation update now has its
own web site. It will remain on the RP but
a web site of its own will raise its visibility
on the 'net as
we progress towards the critical 2012 elections.
And I thank you for your support.
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Today's Google
Chow.
Have you heard the latest about Herman Cain?
You mean the fifth sexual harassment allegation? Yeah, it's pretty
sad.
Sad as in his not knowing what the Palestinian Right of Return is?
More like, sad that he referred to them as the "so-called Palestinians".
The guy puzzles me. How can a serious presidential candidate forget
that China has been a nuclear power for 40 years? Or one who borrows
economic policies from video games?
The way I see it, his real purpose is that when the GOP hacks the voting
machines in minority districts next November it won't look suspicious
when the votes go to a black candidate.
Wow, that's really cynical.
Cynical? Cynical is a male Sarah Palin. A sleazy, entitled, inexperienced
cypher with no real chance at winning the White House and dollar signs
in his eyes! That's cynical!
You know what this means, right?
What?
No interview for Katie Couric.
Unless he's offering her a job.
You're funny.
Oh, Sorry. For those of you waiting for racial stereotypes might I
suggest you trying listening to Rush Limbaugh.
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