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Obama threatens British Petroleum CEO with nuke up his ass.

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When I'm Gone

by Mrs. Lyman Hancock

When I come to the end of my journey
And I travel my last weary mile,
Just forget if you can, that I ever frowned
And remember only the smile.

Forget unkind words I have spoken;
Remember some good I have done.
Forget that I ever had heartache
And remember I've had loads of fun.

Forget that I've stumbled and blundered
And sometimes fell by the way.
Remember I have fought some hard battles
And won, ere the close of the day.

Then forget to grieve for my going,
I would not have you sad for a day,
But in summer just gather some flowers
And remember the place where I lay,

And come in the shade of evening
When the sun paints the sky in the west
Stand for a few moments beside me
And remember only my best.

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Raging Pencils salutes the Mystery Readers of
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Whoever you are, thanks for reading my splenetic little 'toon.

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A blast from the contemplative past. The RP from 10-1-08.

Solar Obama

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President Barack Obama  has a telephone conversation with the head of British Petroleum.

Barack Obama: "Tony? Barack. Listen, if your BP drones don't fix that leak prontoI'm going to have Navy Seals insert a tactical nuke up your executive ass and then toss you overboard as close to that toxic mess as humanly possible... What's that? It'll be fixed by noon today? That will be fine. Hope and change, baby!"