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egg  foo youngI've been around this funny old world a long, lonnnnng time and, believe it or not, this past weekend I had my first dish of egg foo young, with vegetable.

I'd ordered it on a whim as I'd tried everything else on the menu at my local Chinese food emporium. After a longer than expected wait it arrived at my table --- a brown, vaguely tumerous lump literally the size of my head. I scooped out a healthy-sized chunk and took a bite.

Oh! My! Dog!

It was like all the most beautiful female angels came down from Heaven and straddled my tongue, their engorged clitorii spasmodically tapping out the words "Holy Shit!" in morse code while tickling each other's pink, aromatic nipples with ostrich feathers and snorting God's own coke.

In other words, it was one tasty little sucker.

In the past month I have found a bakery that makes the perfect brownie, discovered what I think is a new and uncharted female erogenous zone and now I have discovered the perfect food. I consider myself a lucky man.


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If the Tea Party was comprised mainly of African-Americans would this country put up with the same kind of shenanigans in which the near-100% white Tea Partiers have engaged? Fox News sure as hell wouldn't.

Writer Tim Wise has given this concept deep thought and shares them with us at his blog. Here are the first few passages:

"Imagine that hundreds of black protesters were to descend upon Washington DC and Northern Virginia, just a few miles from the Capitol and White House, armed with AK-47s, assorted handguns, and ammunition. And imagine that some of these protesters —the black protesters — spoke of the need for political revolution, and possibly even armed conflict in the event that laws they didn’t like were enforced by the government? Would these protester — these black protesters with guns — be seen as brave defenders of the Second Amendment, or would they be viewed by most whites as a danger to the republic? What if they were Arab-Americans? Because, after all, that’s what happened recently when white gun enthusiasts descended upon the nation’s capital, arms in hand, and verbally announced their readiness to make war on the country’s political leaders if the need arose.

Imagine that white members of Congress, while walking to work, were surrounded by thousands of angry black people, one of whom proceeded to spit on one of those congressmen for not voting the way the black demonstrators desired. Would the protesters be seen as merely patriotic Americans voicing their opinions, or as an angry, potentially violent, and even insurrectionary mob? After all, this is what white Tea Party protesters did recently in Washington."

You can read the rest here.


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A blast from the misplaced past. The RP from 7-11-08.

Professor Goldie goes travelling

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Teacher to pupils: "Remember, children... when enraged the lower primates will often resort to flinging their own feces at you, so please don't mention finance reform in Senator McConnell's office."