We
Deliver!
 I've
been around this funny old world a long, lonnnnng time
and, believe it or not, this past weekend I had my first
dish of egg foo young, with vegetable.
I'd ordered it on
a whim as I'd tried everything else on the menu at my local
Chinese food emporium. After a longer than expected wait
it arrived at my
table
--- a brown,
vaguely
tumerous lump literally the size of
my head. I scooped out a healthy-sized chunk and took a
bite.
Oh! My! Dog!
It was like all the most beautiful female angels came down
from Heaven and straddled my tongue,
their engorged clitorii spasmodically tapping out the
words "Holy
Shit!"
in morse code while tickling
each other's
pink, aromatic nipples with ostrich feathers and snorting
God's own coke.
In other words, it was one tasty little sucker.
In the past month I have found a bakery that makes the
perfect brownie, discovered what I think is a new and uncharted
female erogenous zone and now I have discovered the perfect
food. I
consider myself a lucky man.
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This just
in: Shake
your jugs for science. Seriously.
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If the Tea Party was comprised mainly
of African-Americans would this country put up with the
same kind of shenanigans in which the near-100% white
Tea Partiers have engaged? Fox News sure as hell wouldn't.
Writer Tim
Wise has given this concept deep thought and shares them with us
at his blog. Here are the first few passages:
"Imagine that hundreds of black protesters were to descend
upon Washington DC and Northern Virginia, just a few miles
from the Capitol and White House, armed with AK-47s, assorted
handguns, and ammunition. And imagine that some of these
protesters —the black protesters — spoke of
the need for political revolution, and possibly even armed
conflict in the event that laws they didn’t like
were enforced by the government? Would these protester — these
black protesters with guns — be seen as brave defenders
of the Second Amendment, or would they be viewed by most
whites as a danger to the republic? What if they were Arab-Americans?
Because, after all, that’s what happened recently
when white gun enthusiasts descended upon the nation’s
capital, arms in hand, and verbally announced their readiness
to make war on the country’s political leaders
if the need arose.
Imagine that white members of Congress, while walking
to work, were surrounded by thousands of angry black
people,
one of whom proceeded to spit on one of those congressmen
for not voting the way the black demonstrators desired.
Would the protesters be seen as merely patriotic Americans
voicing their opinions, or as an angry, potentially
violent, and even insurrectionary mob? After all, this
is what
white Tea Party protesters did recently in Washington."
You
can read the rest here.
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