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Amusing Myself.

You heard this, right? Russian President Medvedev being interviewed recently by George Stephanopoulos:

MEDVEDEV: "[Obama's] a very comfortable partner, it's very interesting to be with him. The most important thing that distinguishes him from many other people – I won't name anyone by name – he's a thinker, he thinks when he speaks. Which is already pretty good."

STEPHANOPOULOS: "You had somebody in your mind, I think." (LAUGHS)

MEDVEDEV: "Obviously I do have someone on my mind."

Gosh, who could he have meant? Hmmmm...

Could it be this guy:

idiot george bush

Whatever happened to him? Actually, who gives a rat's ass?


“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today.”

- Lawrence Krauss


The last Raging Pencils poll asked your opinion of what might be the greatest danger to mankind.

You chose Rupert Murdoch and fundamentalist Baptists in a dead heat.

I love you guys. <sniff>


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Raging Pencils salutes the Mystery Readers of
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Whoever you are, thanks for reading my misogynistic little 'toon.

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A blast from the piscean past. The RP from 1-21-09.

Jesus and the mermaid.

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