In the Belly of the Beast

I have always thought that any woman who opposes abortion should have to become pregnant every time she has sex. Anything less than a live birth as a consequence of each act of sexual congress would be perfectly hypocritical. After all, there's no real difference between contraception and abortion as each is a specific course of action designed to result in one less tax-payer.

In fact, it's the good female pro-lifer's job to make absolutely certain that pregnancy occurs after intercourse, even if it means standing on her head for hours afterwards and thinking fertile thoughts.

Worse are the men who would deny a woman an abortion even if the pregnancy puts the woman's life in jeopardy. What kind of monster thinks like that? I hope every one of them gets cancer of the testicles so a female surgeon has the opportunity to look them in the eye and tell them they can't operate as it might damage the sperm. As though, considering the low quality of the genetic material, that was at all possible.

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Addendum: Kudos to PZ Myers, owner and operator of Pharyngula.com, the best little science blog on the 'net, for highlighting Monday's cartoon and driving a kajillion and a half viewers to Raging Pencils. I hope all you new viewers enjoyed the scenery.

=Lefty=