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Raging Pencils by Mike "Judges" Stanfill

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At Ease!

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If you see a zombie servoceman, salute. It's the least you can do and, all things considered, will help protect your head if he tries to eat your brain.


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Today's Google Chow.
Teacher: "Okay, Billy. Use the word 'emissions' in a sentence."
Billy: "Sure... 'She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emissions were as strong as those of stallions.' Ezekiel 23:20."
Teacher: (sigh) "Okay, I give up. I'll tell your mother to restore your HBO privileges."
Billy: "And give up Leviticus for True Blood? Fat chance."