Lies
of Futures Past
Spiritual maturity is a lifelong process of replacing lies
with truth." -Kurt Bruner
 The
current meme being posited by Conservative
wing-nuts, appearing in disproportionate
numbers on our corporate-owned media,
is that Barack Obama is the cause of
this current economic bellyflop. I foretold
that they would try something like this
as long as a year ago,
so allow
me a moment
for
a particularly appropriate response:
BWAHHHHHHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HAHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!
AH-HA-AH-HA-AH-HA-AH-HA-AH-HA-AH-HA-AH-HA-AH-HA-AH-HA!
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE I CANT
BREATHE I CAN'T BREATHE. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.
Snort-snurk-gurgle-pleh. Ahhhhhhh-hehhhhhhhhhhh.
Okay, I'm better now. For those of you who couldn't follow
that line of reasoning, let's try this:
On
May 19th, the market was at 13,028.
On July 15th the market was at 10,962.
On Oct 10th, the market was at 8451.
On Nov 20th, the market was at 7552
Yes, that's 50% loss of stock market
value in the last six months of that
hideous little quislings regrettable
reign. And PLEASE don't forget this little
scumbag wanted to tie Social Security
to the stock market. Yes, they knew this
was coming all along and they wanted
ALLLLL the money.
But wait.... it wasn't the stock market
disintegration that was Mr. Obama's fault...
it was jobs. Well, let's go to the
charts:
As you can see these massive job losses
started lonnnng before Mr. Obama took
office.
Most of America understands this and
that's why we desperatley need a new
invention called Slap-O-Vision. You see,
the next time a Republican talking-head
goes on
Meet
The Press and begins spewing more treasonous
tripe you'll just press the Slap Button
and a "Whammo",
instant relief.
Patent pending.
=mike=
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