Left
Field Substitution
(The following is the top two paragraphs of a much longer
rant lifted directly from Tim Kreider's The
Pain, When Will It End?,
of which I'm quite the fan. You can read the rest of this
fine column here.
=mike=)
Apparently
Rush Limbaugh slew the crowd at the Conservative
Political Action Conference with jokes
I remember my father telling when I was
a kid, except with himself inserted as
the punchline (a joke, in this context,
ostensibly self-deprecating but in fact
self-adulatory), and one-liners (well,
fumbling two and a half-liners) like "I
don't know why people are afraid of liberals.
People are always afraid of liberals...
but why be afraid of the deranged?" Michael
Steele later insulted Limbaugh by referring
to him as an “entertainer,” but
this is hardly fair; he’s not entertaining.
This sort of thing doesn't really qualify
as humor--it's just an allusion to a
common set of assumptions (liberals are
scary, liberals are crazy). You could
substitute any other group-name and it
would be funny to anyone who reviles
that group—conservatives, the Quebecois,
Presbyterians.
Offering himself up as an alternative
visionary for the moribund party is Clinton-era
villain Newt Gingrich, who was famous
for re-introducing the concept of public
orphanages and poorhouses back into the
national discourse. Gingrich appeared
on the cover of the New York Times Magazine
two weekends ago, lit much like Baltar
from the old Battlestar Galatica show,
and when I was visiting my friends Jim
and Sarah we had to turn the magazine
face-down so it would not blight our
Sunday morning brunch. Gingrich likes
to think of himself as an intellectual,
a thinker, conservatism's big idea man,
although so far his main contributions
to the ongoing discourse of Western civilization
appear to be similar to those advocated
on ballcaps sold in truck stops: "God,
Guns & Guts Made America Great (Let's
Keep All Three)".
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