Today's
Show Is Brought To You By the Letter "R", Which
Stands For 'retcon'!
The GOP has always had a predilection for putting words in
the mouths of those who can't speak or think for themselves...
god, babies, guns, their voters. It bugs me.
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In 2012 Barack Obama was competing against vulture capitalist
Mittens Romney for the White House when Hurricane Sandy struck
the upper East Coast in late October. New Jersey was particularly
affected by the storm but President Obama’s reaction
was so swift and effective that even one of his harshest
Republican critics, former Governor of NJ, Chris Christie,
had to give him effusive praise.
Mittens was, as you might expect since this occurred a week
before the election, miffed.
So now Hurricane Idalia has leveled upper Florida, known
as the “prostate zone” (think about it) and President
Joe is on it. So you have to wonder when Governor Ron DeSatanis
will eventually eat shit and admit to the country that, yeah,
maybe our current President can do more than just toss rolls
of paper towels around.
But probably not. Ron will likely don his Big White Cheerleader
Boots and stomp around looking for photo ops (“Heck
of a job, Brownie!”) taking credit for whatever’s
left in FEMA’s bank account, an account House Republicans
are presently letting run dry ‘cause it’s FUN
to make President Joe Biden look bad using any means necessary,
ignoring all attempts to mitigate climate change even as
Florida sinks
slowly into the sous vide that is the Atlantic
Ocean and parboils like an egg.
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I wonder if all the gamblers and workers in office pools
who wagered on Trump's height and weight will get their money
back. I know for damn sure the fools who gave money to the
Trump legal fund/campaign definitely won't.
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Happy Labor Day, everyone! Brought to you by socialist ideals!
=Lefty=
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