Impeachable
You
House
Majority "Leader" Mike McCarthy is mumbling vague threats
these days about impeaching President Joe Biden in order
to teach him a lesson for doing... something. Like being,
oh, I dunno.... unable to reverse the aging process or for
not marrying a gold-digging Russian handler/whore like any
real president
would.
You
got me.
Frankly, I kinda like the job Joe is doing, though in my
deepest, darkest of hearts I wish he'd use some of those
"If the President does it its not illegal" powers that Trump
was claiming for himself and banish the giant orange turd
to
a small island with nothing but a well-thumbed copy of "Fly
Fishermen Monthly", a ten-year's supply of unsalted tater-tots....
and no ketchup.
But I digress.
Can you imagine the absolute shit-show which would ensure
if the House Freedom Crackers finally settled on an impeachable
offense? One that they could spell. If anyone needed a child's
edition copy of "Impeachment For Complete Idiots", complete
with
crayons and bright, shiny stickers,
it'd be them.
Practically speaking, an impeachment would only help Dark
Brandon as Democrats would summarily flock to support him
in record numbers at the polls. Without doubt, though, many
House Republicans are serious enough about
keeping
their
cushy
jobs (No, really!) that
the vote would fail anyway.
That being said..... Do it! Mike! Do it!
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Since the end of Title 42 southern border crossings are down
about 90%. That's why Texas fuhrer Gregg Abbott put those
inhumane floating barbed-wire barriers in the river... to
keep border
crossings
in the news. It's all about the cruelty.
And, as a bonus, it results in the dehumanization of those
crossing the river, sometimes resulting in death, all to
the delirious delight of his racist and sadistic party.
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The Raging Pencils cartoon of July 28, the "QXZY"
'toon, went somewhat viral and I subsequently received no end
of attention from conservative internet trolls. The 'toon
hit a soft spot in those
mushy, red-hatted
brains of theirs that I didn't know existed. I think it
was because the gag was limited to four letters and that's about
the extent of their literary comprehension.
It's been deeply satisfying deleting their comments and
blocking their accounts and I'm
looking forward to the next viral 'toon.
=Lefty=
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