Looking for a specific Raging comic and/or
Rant and can't find it?
Ix-nay
On the Ant-ray.
Sorry,
but it's very late so there's no time
to milk my howling screamer for
pithy words of rant-like goodness before
I collapse face-down into the rancid
layers of food crumbs, cat hairs, and baby
teeth under my desk and begin dreaming
my dreamy little
dreams. Which is a shame because I had
some really good ideas about Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
=Lefty=
So
who cares about where our money comes from? We
all should. Consider this a starter course.
(All comments are moderated. Believe
me, it's necessary.)
Attention Millennials! Tight job market? Start your own business with
little or no investment.
Invent a new phoney-baloney religion: "And the God Loord Schnookums
said 'Give your money unto me and get 36mpg city, 48 highway."
Print a new currency based on debt and charge high interest on it.
Is this legal?
It's the way the government does it.
Develop bogus antivirus software.100 Print "Working
110 Goto 100
"Done!"
Take our money!
Market a weasel-worded weight-loss regimen: Lose weight with
my patented lima bean pills... (plus diet and exercise).
One word: Homeopathy. This will cure your gullibility. Take
my money!
Create an online, right-wing comic strip. Now make Obama's lips REEEEEAL
big! Haw-haw! Take my money!
Sorry,
but it's very late so there's no time
to milk my howling screamer for
pithy words of rant-like goodness before
I collapse face-down into the rancid
layers of food crumbs, cat hairs, and baby
teeth under my desk and begin dreaming
my dreamy little
dreams. Which is a shame because I had
some really good ideas about Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
