It's
the Thought? Yeah, Right.
 I thought
I might report that, this Xmas, my pile of
swag from family and friends consisted of mainly
socks, sweaters, and a coat.
I've always been known in my family as someone
who's difficult to buy
for
but I think those that know and tolerate me
have officially waved the white flag of thoughtfulness.
Oh, well. My loss is Goodwill's gain.
BTW, here's a quick shopping tip: Unless the
person is naked, don't buy them clothes as
an Xmas gift as no one really knows what size
they wear... no one! Clothes given as
gifts should be restricted to either
negligees
or
vests made entirely of beer can pull-tabs.
That shit rocks, yo!
I also played a part in this years Reddit "Secret
Santa"
gift swap. Over 100,000 randomly-paired merry-makers
from around the globe tried to out-do one another
with either extravagance, ingenuity, talent,
or just plain weirdness. A
perusable gallery of gifts revealed that
some members were the lucky recipients
of iPads, Macbooks, and even a 4-day cruise
to the Bahamas.
Me? I got a box of cookies.
Six cookies, to be exact. See above.
I may have to convert to Judaism.
=Lefty=
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