Dirty
Books
 When
I was a very young man I chanced upon my father's stash
of girlie magazines concealed, of all places, under
his mattress. It was, as you might expect, an elevating
experience.
Not
having access to the kind of women who would willingly
adopt
the
same
modest
standards
of
attire as the lovely ladies gracing the pages of "Titter" and "Escapade" I
began a long and complicated courtship involving each
and every one of them, and proceeded to go on many
"dates" with Susie,
Mary, Joan, and all of their goose-pimpled compadres.
They
were my world and our love was everlasting.
If these publications had also introduced the concept
of eternal damnation for lusting after women in other
magazines or offered the hope of everlasting
life in a modeling studio in the clouds I honestly
believe I could have willingly become a devout follower
of the air-brushed gospel, possibly even
going
door-to-door
across the country to
introduce the unwashed to the glory and splendor of oversaturated
exploitative photography.
Luckily, there were no such psychological tar babies
within those sticky pages and I eventually outgrew
the fantasy, moving on to real
women with a little porn on the
side.
Okay, a lot.
The Bible, though, if you think about it, is not unlike
like low-grade porn. You only read it for the good
parts
and, frankly,
if you remove
the sections
about Heaven and Hell it becomes just another XXX
snuff-film, but without the money-shot.
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Because you asked, I made an overpriced
bumper-sticker reflecting the sentiments of today's
cartoon, available now at zazzle.com. Thanks for caring.
=Lefty=
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Mitt Romney Is A Big Fat Liar.
 There's
a new Mitt Romney campaign
ad that catches the president
hailing reductions in public sector employment.
Only.... it's just another case where the Romney media
wizards creatively edited one of the president's speeches
where he lays the blame for low public employment levels
right where it belongs, at the hob-nailed Florsheims
of Republican state officials.
Mitt Romney is a liar. A big fat, liar. And thinks the rest of us are stupid,
besides.
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And now our Chart of the Day:
Church
Attendance vs. the Dow Jones Average (Really,
Pew Research? WTF?)
Much,
larger version of the chart here.
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Republican Job Creation Update
 6-13-2012: The
House is in recess until the 18th of June. And, before
you ask, no jobs were created.
For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth
please visit republicanjobcreation.com.
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