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The Ten NRA Commandments

typical white person1. I am the Lord thy NRA, who redefined the second Amendment, delivering assault rifles into the hands of rednecks. You shall have no other special interest group before me.

2. Thou shalt not financially support the ACLU, for the NRA is a jealous organization and will mercilessly troll your blog.

3. Thou shalt not criticize the NRA, for the NRA will hire lobbyists to thwart your reelection.

4. Remember the 6-shooter and keep it holy. Keep one bullet for your son and one bullet for your daughter, one for your male servant and one for your female servant, one for your cattle and one for the stranger at the gates. Especially if the stranger is black.

5. Honor thy mother and father, and the long rifle they gave you on your 12th birthday.

6. Thou shalt kill. That's what the gun is for.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Your wife knows where you keep your guns.

8. Thou shalt not steal, but it's okay to shoot anyone who looks suspicious.

9. Do not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Instead, shoot him and claim self-defense.

10. Covet thy neighbor's gun, for it is awesome. Especially if it has a banana clip.

=Lefty=

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Note 1: On March 12th the Rush Limbaugh program suspended its national advertising for two weeks, figuring that fourteen days was all the time it would take for the public fury over Limbaugh's brutal attack on Sandra Fluke to die down. That time is now up. Is he wrong?

Note 2: Americans eat the cheapest food in the world, but this is not such a great thing.

Note 3: Conservatives have been subtly altering the Bible for the past 30 years in an effort to redefine abortion. Now why would they go and do a thing like that? Hmmmmmm.

Note 4: In the process of making animated films Disney creates many songs which don't make the final cut. At the urging of a former animator's son they're going to release a CD of these vintage tunes.

Note 5: And, lastly, porn for the blind.

Note 6: Say "Hello!" to Rick Santorum!

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And now our Chart of the Day: Gun ownership and death rate, by state. (More guns equal more deaths. Gosh, who'd a thunk?)

gun ownership and death rates
Larger version available here.

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Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creation3-26-2012: The House took last Friday off. No jobs were created.

View the entire two-year list of non-job-related House activities here.

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Fox News Lies. Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies! Fox News contributor Geraldo Rivera suggested that Trayvon Martin's hoodie was responsible for his death. That man... is an idiot.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.


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Today's Google Chow.

Woman at bar has apparantly just shot a potential suitor.

Note to men in states with Stand Your Ground laws:

"No" really REALLY means "no".