Fucking Fracking Mitch

I think fracking is exactly the proper term to define how the GOP is handling the assumed demise of dear old Mitch. They're squeezing out the very last drop of profitable usefullness from his dessicated remains while simlutanously poisoning the political environment just that much more.

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In Trump's First Term:

• Crippled the pandemic reaction squad.
• Underfunded pandemic reaction funds.
• Sold stocks of pandemic protection gear to Saudi Arabia.
• Vindictively allowed COVID to spread in Blue states.
• Offered nonsense COVID cures (horse medicine)
• Opposed the widespread adoption of masks.
• Eventually contracted COVID, almost died, and received expensive, experimental drug therapy unavailable to the general public.
• Mishandling of the pandemic resulted in an excess number of deaths (over 500,000).

But, sure, let's demonize Fauci's role in the pandemic, and try to jail him for misremembering something he wrote in his journal six years ago while the country is currently awash in cyclosporiasis, screw-worm, and measles.

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Good news, you lucky pencil-necks! Due to a random quirk, as a result of the Big Bang, you're going to get 14 Raging Pencils comics this month as opposed to the usual 13. This happens once or twice a year. See you Friday.

-Lefty