Nurse! Bribes! STAT!
The only possible reason that the abrupt reduction in the announced number of U.S. military deaths in Iran is not an outright lie is if the Pentagon has suddenly switched from counting in base ten to counting in base fourteen.
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I keep hearing that you can't call Trump a pedophile because he'll sue you, but I'm pretty dang sure there's about twenty grown-ass women who would just LOVE to get on the witness stand and point a long finger at that orange asshole and say "Yes! That's the man who fucked me when I was a child!"
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The hilarious/sad thing is that Trump wasn't Epstein's best friend. Epstein was Trump's best friend, and Epstein clearly thought he was a loser.
How pathetic must one be to have one's "best friend", a world-famous pedophile, think that you low-key suck?
Pathetic enough to have you murdered in your cell, probably.
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MAGA keeps using the word "woke" to describe anyone they don't like.
Me? I think it translates to "anyone not raping children".
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If you think Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck, and you have a wicked sense of humor, you could win $500.
A site called uglyfuck.org is having a contest for the best Stephen Miller diss. Winner gets a $500 gift card.
Check it out.
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America.
Where it’s cheaper to be cremated than get a crown for a bad tooth.
-Lefty
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