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And To All A Really Good Night!

"Now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire, deathbed, when asked to renounce Satan

vomiting santa by Gabriel MorkaWell, it's Christmas Eve again. That means the girlfriend's going to cook up a mess of pierogi's along with some baked farmer's cheese for dinner. Then we'll snuggle-up in our jammies and watch the Muppet Christmas Carol while horking down fistfuls of Xmas cookies.

Then we're going to commit every sin on the Naughty List, now that's it's too late for Santa to make final edits.

I hope your evening is equally as wonderful.


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Today's Google Chow.
Long ago, on December 25th,
under the light of a star,
a saviour was born unto mankind
of a gentle virgin mother.
Shepherds from nearby fields
attended the miracle.
As an adult he acquired
twelve disciples and people called
him "The Good Shepherd".

His name was Mithra of Persia, and he lived hundreds of years before Jesus, but I could also have easily meant Osiris.