Today's Google Chow.
THE OFFICIAL LIST OF THOSE WHO SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO MARRY:
1. Homosexuals.
2. Homo habilus and homo ergaster.
3. Black people and white people.
4. Plaid people and polka-dot people.
5. People of different religions.
6. People of the same religion but slightly different sects.
7. People of the same religion but slightly different chapters
of slightly different sects.
8. Left-handed and right-handed people.
9. Ambidextrous people and pirates.
10. Cat-lovers and dog-lovers.
11. People who take the word “dog-lover” too literally.
12. Frankenstein and the bride of Frankenstein.
13. Cannibals, but that goes without saying.
14. People who say po-tay-to and those who say po-tah-to.
15. Nebulos-9, the slime monster from Mars and Lothar, the
nightmare demon soul-sucker. It could happen.
16. People who draw web comics.
17. People who make lists.
18. People who read lists.