Justice
At Any Price
As the story goes:
A man once asked a woman "Would you sleep with
a stranger if he paid you one million dollars?"
She
said she would.
"And
if he paid you five dollars?"
The irate lady fumed: "Five
dollars? What do you think I am?"
The man replied: "We've
already established that. Now we're trying to determine
the price.”
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Long ago, when it became clear to everyone that Clarence
Thomas was just a fucking judicial whore, the thought occurred
to many
that what
we, the rational people of this United States, needed to
do was somehow accumulate vast sums of donated money that
could then be used to bribe, uh, offer Judge Thomas
to decide on cases in a way a normal person
might.
Problem is, Corporate America could outspend us at every
turn and already had vital, preexisting connections to the
Judges themselves.
So, thank you, Mr. Oliver, for doing the job for us from
your high-profile position as America's multiple Emmy-winning
conscience and calling out Clarence as the greedy, grasping
waste of
RNA
he is no matter what he does in the next thirty days.
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That being said, what Thomas is thinking now is
"A million? Hell! I can make twice that in under-the-table
payments from Harlen and STILL be a Supreme court judge.
Bwah-ha-ha-ha!"
Probably.
-
Lefty
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