He
Is Fallin'
This steep drop in church attendance is one of many terrible,
backward, primitive reasons Conservatives are Hell-bent on
forcing a theocracy upon this nation... as though America
hasn't been Theocracy Jr. all along.
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While researching apocalyptic predictions I found this tender
nugget:
In Leeds, England, in 1806 a hen began laying eggs on which
the phrase "Christ is coming" was written. Eventually
it was discovered to be a hoax. The owner, Mary Bateman,
had written on the eggs in a corrosive ink so as to etch
the eggs, and reinserted the eggs back into the hen's oviduct.
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The Republican Party is a political party the same way that
torching your home for the insurance money is a housewarming
party.
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Jim Jordan? As Speaker of the House? How the Hell did we
get here?
I'm answering this ridiculous question by borrowing a response
to it in an associated thread by Reddit user "ropdkufjdk":
"Yes, how could a party that literally decided to pander
to white supremacists in the 60s, opposed Civil Rights, sabotaged
peace efforts during the Vietnam War, elected Nixon, pardoned
Nixon, elected Ronald Reagan, gave Reagan a pass for his
treasonous activities, pardoned Reagan's criminal cronies,
ushered in right wing evangelical Christians as an unofficial
wing of the party, intentionally let gay men die slowly and
painfully of AIDS, pushed a "drug war" as a pretense
to criminalize poverty, use talk radio to radicalize middle
America, create it's own 24/7 propaganda network, install
a corrupt President based on the corrupt ruling of a corrupt
Supreme Court, pack the Supreme Court with even more bitter
partisans, use said corrupt Court to overturn Roe v Wade,
start not one but multiple endless wars costing countless
thousands of lives and billions of dollars, declare "you're
either with us or against us" when their party is in
power, swear fealty to Vladimir Putin, crash the economy
and inflate the deficit and national debt every time they
get power, exacerbate the wealth inequality in this country,
and corrupt the electoral process so that they can grab and
hold power without a majority have possibly sank so low just
now?
This is a new and unexpected development! What a complete
surprise!"
Thank you,
ropdkufjdk. Now go work on that user name.
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The White House, December, 2020:
Trump: "Biden's DOJ is coming after me once I leave
Washington. So to protect myself I'm going to kidnap a baby
and threaten to toss it in the microwave if the feds show
up at my door. I could blame doing it on them baby-killing
Dems, maybe even start a "Protect the Baby" Gofundme
and force Liberals to dump money into it or shut the Hell
up. Either way, my voters'll open their wallets because I
kicked
that nig-... uh, Negro outta the White House. It's genius,
right?"
Lawyer: "Uh, Mr. Trump, as your legal counsel..."
Trump: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blah-blah-blah. I get it.
Okay, how about if I just take a bunch of these classified
document thingies home with me and use them as blackmail
against my enemies? If Merrick Garland even lifts a finger
in my direction everyone will know he flunked geometry in
7th grade. It would ruin him!"
Lawyer: "Well, compared to the kidnapping thing..."
Trump: "Okay, good. I hate kids, anyway. Well, that
wraps this series up. Someone grab the silverware and let's
get the Hell outta this dump. Daddy needs him some golf and
some incontinent hookers."
=Lefty=
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