The
Bride of Franking-Stein
Here's a nugget of optimism:
t-Rump is refusing to supply a DNA sample in his rape
case involving Jean Carroll, and now he's illegally
bringing the full weight of the DOJ against her.
But what if Mary Trump gives a DNA sample to the Carroll
team? If it's a close match to the prosecution's sample
t-Rump's defense, Barr or no Barr, falls right in the
shitter.
Mary Trump is already tweeting with Carroll.
This could be a significant thing.
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t-Rump's next defense: "Your
honor, we'd like
to bring to the court's
attention that Mr.
Trump's body contains
no DNA as he is the
corporeal manifestation
of God's love for
all mankind. Thus
we move that Ms.
Carroll can go eat
boogers! Neener-neener-neener!"
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Yesterday I had to order a legal document from the
county next to mine, a mere 45 minutes highway-time
west of
me. I was given two options for delivery:
1. USPS: Fifty cents.
1. UPS Air: $18.00.
And that's why Republicans want to privatize the USPS.
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t-Rump wants to use
the DOJ to defend
his rape case. This
is only slightly
illegal in the same
way that Krakatoa
was slightly noisy.
When former-president
Bill Clinton met
then-AG Loretta Lynch
on an airplane in
2016 the impropriety
had even the "liberal" media
gasping for air.
Fox News, in their
usual refined and
dignified way, acted
as though Bill had
returned the Louisiana
Purchase to the French
for a handful of
Quarter-Pounders
and a skate key.
Today, Bill Barr
is so far up t-Rump's
ass he not only can
count every kernel
of corn but knows
each of their children
by name.
So far, Fox News'
response has been
muffled as their
fangs were buried
in t-Rump's tiny,
drug-withered putz.
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t-Rump: "I've rebuilt the U.S. military by giving
it $2.3 trillion dollars to make ships and subs and
planes and bombs."
Also t-Rump: "These generals of mine only want
to go to war to benefit the weapons manufacturers."
<
sound of forehead repeatedly striking rigid surface>
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Racism and the American
Presidency
1964, Johnson: "With
the signing of the
Civil Rights Act
Democrats have lost
the South for a long
time."
1968, Nixon: "Thanks,
by the way."
1972, Nixon: "This
is great. I'll be
King forever!"
1974, Ford: "What
the Hell just happened?"
1976, Carter: "You
screwed up so bad
America elected a
lusty peanut farmer."
1980, Reagan: "It's
racism in America!"
1984, Reagan: "Before
my mind goes, how
about a 'drug war'?
(Wink-wink)"
1988, GHW Bush: "Willie
Horton! Willie Horton!
Willie Horton!"
1992, GHW Bush: "That
was fun. Think I'll
do it again."
1992, Perot: "Nope."
1992, Clinton: "Thanks,
Ross."
1996, Dole: "Enough
with the racism already."
1996, Clinton: "Thanks,
Bob."
2000, Bush: "Thanks,
Supreme Court! Thanks
evangelical voters
who hate blow jobs
more than eight years
of economic growth,
relative peace, and
a budget surplus
for the first time
in forever."
2004: Bush: "Thanks,
Ken
Blackwell!"
2008, Obama: "Thanks,
black voters. Coulda
used you in 2000."
2012, Obama: "Thanks,
again, black voters!"
2016, Trump: "Pssst!
Racists. While the
blacks aren't looking,
vote for me."
2020, Trump: "I've
done more for the
blacks..."
2020, Blacks: "You
go to Hell."
=Lefty=
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