Oh,
Yeahhhh! Oh, NOOOOOOO!
Many
years
from now someone's
going to look at
this comic and go "What
the bloody eff, man?"
So I will attempt
to explain, but please
keep in
mind that whenever
I use a silly name
I'm actually referring
to Donald Trump,
the stupidest American
president of all
time. With that in
mind, here we go.
This sad tale begins
during the Saddest
Pandemic Update on
Earth when a quick
presentation was
given on Best Practices
for fighting the
coronavirus,
centering on the benfits of disinfectants and sunlight.
Tinyfingers McBumblefuckery stared at the presentation display for a moment or
two before word-salading his way through an odd collection of thought fragments
that essentially settled on the notion that it'd be super-neat-o if we could
kill the coronavirus by shining a really bright light inside of people, maybe
even get them to huff or inject some disinfectant, too. After all, he thought,
if sunlight and disinfectants are good enough to sanitize a kitchen counter or
a cell phone they ought to work even better inside a human body.
As he said this,
out loud, his pandemic
team looked down
at their shoes and
wondered if they'd
sold their souls
too cheap.
The next day the
press asked him about
this idea again,
because it was a
bonkers notion even
for the Oaf of Office.
After rattling off
his limited assortment
of insults at the
press he told the
reporter that he
was just being sarcastic
towards the "Fake
News", implying
that they were big
stupid-heads
for falling for
this obvious jape.
"But",
the reporter said, "you
were looking right
at
your medical team
when you said it."
"Press conference
over!" said
Cheeto Benito.
Needless to say,
the major disinfectant
manufacturers of
this country were
not completely convinced
by the sarcasm
claim and proceeded
to post a multitude
of warnings to
the general public
via social media
that drinking, snorting,
smoking, huffing
or injecting their
line of products
would have tragic
results. The implication
being that the Giant
Orange Man-Baby was
full of beans.
The American public
is currently having
a good laugh at
the expense of the
Angry Creamsicle
who will,
of this
I'm certain, do something
even more moronic
tomorrow and the
press, and the public,
will forget all about
this incident.
It's been this way
for three-and-a-half
years.
We accept
your pity.
Incidentally, as
this farce played
out the death
toll
for the coronavirus
reached 53,000 in
the U.S., in less
than five weeks.
In all that time
Agent Orange has
not offered his condolences
to the families of
those who have died.
Not once.
I hope the future
persons who are reading
this live in more
sensible times.
=Lefty=
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