Orange Eggs and Spoiled Ham

I toyed around with the idea of an illustrated "I Hate Trump Book" but he's toast soon so I thought I'd share some of it with you while it's still relevant.

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I hate his hair, I hate his ties
I hate his cellulitic thighs
I hate his constant stream of lies
I really hate that guy.

I hate his current mental state
I hate his sugar-frosted pate
I hope he leaves soon, I can't wait
I really hate that guy.

I hate his blatant nepotism
I hate his obvious racism
I hope he gets an aneurysm
I really hate that guy.

I hate his tiny little hands
I hate his evangelic fans
I hate his loony fascist plans
I really hate that guy.

I hate the catsup on his steaks
I hate his cabinet full of flakes
I wish they'd sabotage his brakes
I really hate that guy.

I hate his evil Russian pals
I hate his screwy rationales
I hope he's carried off by owls
I really hate that guy.

I hate his grifting sons and daughter
I hate his slimy swampy water
I hope they make the police blotter
I really hate that guy.

I hate his black discriminaton
I hate his fake disinformation
I hate his moral constipation
I really hate that guy.

I hate his clumsy elocution
I hate his MAGA Final Solution
I hate his kowtow to pollution
I really hate that guy.

I hate his diapered derrier
I hate his corporate welfare
I hate his narcissistic air
I really hate that guy.

I hate his Nazi fascination
I hate his mango coloration
Bring on the Biden coronation
Because I really hate that guy.

I mean I really, REALLY hate that orange turd.

=Lefty=