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Every state should have a wonderful little resort town called "Whereyoucamefrom" so that whenever you're told to "go back to where you came from" you can say "Gee, thanks, man! I could USE a vacay from YOUR racist ass!"

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Back in the day comedian Richard Pryor once pontificated on the use of the word "ni@@er". It bothered him a lot. His solution was to suggest that we all use it as much as possible, and in so doing dilute its potency. Pryor thought it'd be cool if then-president Jimmy Carter introduced his cabinet as his "ni@@ers".

That's kind of what I was going for in this comic, a way to take the sting out of the "go back where you came from" horse-shit that spews from the spigot at 1600 Pennsylvania.

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I'm suddenly all curious about how many of you lovely louts out there don't know about NBC's Seth Myers? Every time I watch his "Closer Looks" I think to myself "That's what the broadcast news should look like!"

Seth offers not just reportage but inciteful and hilarious public flaying of pompous orange fucktrumpets.

Stay up late and catch him live or watch him on Youtube. Either way, it's all good.

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Omar Ilhan: You rock!

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Finally....

I just watched the trailer for the new "Cats" movie and I now have the strangest boner. Seriously, screw pole-dancing and Pornhub. Bring me the calico wench and be quick about it!

I'm tellin' ya, the costumes in this production are so beautifully detailed that I'm going to be sorely disappointed if I don't see some little feline buttholes winking at the audience during the pas de deuxs.

=Lefty=