Innocent
Until Someone Else Is Proven Guilty
The Proper Republican Response
To A Crime:
Hush it up, pay
it off, blame it on brown
people, have your cronies
in the courts and in the
legislature
refuse to indict, blame it
on the Democrats, say "think
about the children", invoke
the name of Hillary Clinton,
have Fox News run stories
about cute puppies instead,
invade a sovereign country,
claim
that the public's
own
eyes
are
lying
to them,
blame video games, call it
'fake news', refuse to answer
the
questions,
use the word "Freedoms" a
lot, pack the courts with
cronies who will defy the
Constitution to save your
entitled ass, finance a film
that alters the facts,
act
innocent when you're
caught
on tape,
claim
the crime never happened,
claim it's not really a crime
any more, claim the Democrats
did much
worse even though they didn't,
stall-stall-stall, fire the
prosecutors, overwhelm
the legal system AND the
media by continually engaging
in a broad stripe of other
criminal activities.
And finally,
"SQUIRREL!"
The Proper Democratic Response
To A Crime:
Resign.
(Consensual
oral sex is not a crime,
so fuck off!)
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I am the Red Hen. I am Maxine Waters.
I am Patricia Okoumou. I am Kristin
Mink. I am Robert De Niro. I am David
Hogg. I am Emma Gonzelez. I am Mike
Avenetti. I am Stormy Daniels.
Fuck Trump.
=Lefty=
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