Hard-on
for Pard-ons.
If a president can pardon
himself for any crime then
what's to stop Pence from
murdering
Trump, becoming president, then pardoning himself?
Hell, if we keep at this long enough I could be president,
too.... briefly.
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Why is Mitch McConnell canceling
the August recess for the
Senate?
So that Republican Senators
won't have to sit in front
of angry mobs at town halls
being asked embarrassing
questions about the shit
job they've been doing and
having the videos blow up
on Youtube.
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Black NFL players: "We're
kneeling to protest injustice."
t-Rump: "Well, I'm gonna
make ya stand. Or else!"
Super Bowl champs Philadelphia
Eagles: "Then we're
not coming to the White House,
because you suck."
t-Rump: "Fine! I'll
have my own super bowl party
freedom patriotism.... thing.
Without you. Just me and
my white friends. So there!"
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For all those upset that Samantha Bee described Ivanka
Trump a cunt then you can console yourself with a simple "piece
of ass", as
that's what her dad has called her.
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t-Rump: "Samantha Bee called Ivanka a cunt? She
must be fired!"
t-Rump: "Ted Nugent called Hillary a cunt? Invite
him to the White House."
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Samantha Bee was dead wrong to call Ivanka Trump a
cunt.
Ivanka has neither the warmth nor the depth to be a
cunt.
For the record, my spell-checker didn't recongnize
the word "cunt". Ivanka's still not off the hook, though.
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Samantha Bee's full quote: “You know, Ivanka,
that’s a beautiful photo of you and your child,
but let me just say, one mother to another: Do something
about your dad’s immigration practices, you feckless
cunt! He listens to you! Put on something tight and
low-cut and tell your father to fuckin’ stop
it.”
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You can BET that each one of Trump's awkward economic "innovations" are
purely designed to put money in his own pocket.
=Lefty=
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