Hello,
Fellow Traitors.
In a late Monday afternoon tweet the venomous blob
of RNA infesting the Oval Office called members of his staff
"traitors" for leaking the bat-shit crazy antics
of their boss.
Yeah, nothing like a mild threat of a stiff prison sentence
to earn the respect and admiration of your crew.
Yeah, he has all the best traitors.
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Because our Giant Balding Obese Orange Man-Baby decided to
put a plaque on a building that is not actually the
new American embassy
in
Jerusalem
fifty-five
Palestinians
were killed and 2500 were injured by Israeli security
forces, who will no doubt kill many more Palestinians in
the near
future. You can
do that
after you've stolen a people's land, systematically walled
its inhabitants inside an increasingly smaller area, deprived
them of food and necessary supplies, and then dare them to
complain about it.
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Monday also featured Melania Trump getting a surprise kidney
operation. I wonder why they bothered as she's just going
to die someday
anyway.
That's not me being cruel, that's the official
White House view on mortality.
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Finally, after several false starts (and,
ahem, legal stumbles) the very first Raging Pencils book
will be ready some time in late May, warts and all. I'm doing
my best to make it worth your hard-earned dough and, yes,
I'll
even
have some signed copies on hand for those who prefer their
physical media pre-vandalized. Stay tuned.
=Lefty=
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