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Alien scout: "There are two classes of humans. Smart
ones and dumb ones."
Alien leader: "How can we tell them apart?"
Scout: "Oh, it's easy. The dumb ones wear little crosses
around their necks."
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Just like Hitler ruined that really cool mustache for everyone,
in years to come nobody will be piling their sideburns onto
the top of their head and spray painting it a pukey yellow
color.
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Does anyone else find it odd that the Bible's
Adam named a dog after a region in Mexico?
Hint: Chihuahua
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Michelle Wolff's opinion, and mine, mesh perfectly:
If the Right can't take a joke, fuck 'em.
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police officer: We found a body of an older
woman on the east side.
Police lieutenant: Cause of death?
Not sure. But her food stamps, social security,
health care, and heating subsidies had all
been cut.
Anything else?
Yeah, she was a lifelong Republican.
"
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