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The Giant Orange White House mole rat is tweeting that he would have run into Stoneman Douglas "Even if I didn't have a weapon."

Some years ago at Mar-A-Lago a man tripped and fell right in front of t-Rump, hitting his head on the stone floor and began bleeding. What did t-Rump do? In his own words:

"And you know what I did? I said, ‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away,” said Trump. “I couldn’t, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him."

“I’m not good for medical. In other words, if you cut your finger and there’s blood pouring out, I’m gone."


I think the logic of the NRA is that the fewer kids there are then that means fewer the school massacres. So the more massacres there are then that means less kids so, therefore, less pressure on the NRA to do something to change things.


How far are we from the NRA, I mean, the gun fellowship, successfully lobbying to have assault rifles designated as "support animals"?


Something REALLY unbelievable happened in Florida in November 2016. Here are a lot of number but stick with it:

20 million: The population of Florida in 2016.
12.9 million: Number of registered voters in Florida in 2016
8.3 million: The number of votes cast in Florida in the 2012 presidential election.
9.1 million: The number of votes cast in Florida in the 2016 presidential election.

(Now a brief comparison: Texas has 28 million people, with 15 million being registered to vote, but only 8.6 million people voted in 2016.)

While Republican vote tallies stayed flat in Florida from 2008-2014 (4.1 million) Trump got 500,000 more than either McCain or Romney while Hillary Clinton received 300,000 more votes in Florida in 2016 than Obama did in 2012.

So in an election without exceptional turnout, where Trump lost the popular vote by almost 3 million, we're to believe that not only did 75% of registered Floridians vote (where 60% is the norm) but 800,000 new voters came out of nowhere in a state whose population has barely grown over the past 20 years?

Again, the presidency was stolen. And Florida helped.


"The difference between science and religion is that even if there were no humans, all science would still be true."
- Craig Ferguson



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