The Kids... They Get It.

Sometimes I do these cartoons juuuuuust for me.

Grin.

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t-Rump is taking 16 days off for the Xmas holiday. I guess after driving the deficit to over $200 billion for the month of November (A new record!) he feels he deserves a rest for a job well done.

And for good measure he's shutting the down the government on his way out the door.

Merry Xmas, suckers.

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Last I heard, Combover Caligula has cancelled the annual White house Xmas party.

There are several reporters who've said they would not have attended it anyway.

I dunno.

Seems to me there'd be a hefty modicum of enjoyment looking Combover Caligula in his beady little eyes and asking him which federal penitentiary he thinks will have the best room service.

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"So we can shut down federal agencies, the mail service, and the stock market on a moment's notice but we can't plan far ahead in advance to give everyone a day off to vote for the candidate of their choice. Really?"

- Bryan Tyler Cohen

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In the 1950s Republicans were looking under every bed for Russians.

Today they're actually in the bed WITH Russians.

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When Trump is impeached, or resigns, we need to make the day a national holiday as a constant reminder that democracy is fragile. So how should the day be celebrated?

I'll start:

It'll be called "MuellerDay". On TV there will be annual showings of "All the President's Men", "Network", "The Manchurian Candidate" and "A Face In the Crowd". There will also be a national competition for "Biggest Fool" and the winner will be awarded the title of "Honorary President". He will be crowned with the ceremonial giant yellow combover wig-hat and a dual-purpose red necktie/noose. The grand prize is all-expenses-paid trip to the Hague and a dinner at McDonald's. In his honor, two underage prostitutes will come to his hotel room and pee the bed.

(Notice I used the pronoun "He" in the above description. That's because no woman honestly elected president could EVER be as stupid or corrupt as Trump.)

=Lefty=