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Farce In The Crowd...
Should we not begin consideration of a Constitutional
Amendment specifying further minimum requirements to
become President outside of the simplistic "born
here and be at least 35" stipulations?
How about minimum 5 years experience as governor or
at least 4-6 years Congressional/Senatorial experience,
just as a start?
Whaddaya think?
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Democratic Party! You want the people to love you more?
Promise to not run individual campaign ads for president
until 1/1/20.
Until then, you can pay for "30 seconds of soothing
music and pretty images, courtesy of the Democratic
Party" all you want.
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I'm increasingly of the opinion that, even without
the House or Senate, Hillary would have kicked ass.
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Dubya has made over $25 million in speaking fees so
you can all just shut the fuck up about Mr. Obama's
measly $400k.
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Redhats boycotted 'Beauty and the Beast' because of
a vaguely-gay storyline. Meanwhile, they're demanding
Stephen Colbert be fired because he called Trump "Putin's
cock-holster".
Are they homophobic or PC? Make up yer minds, dudes.
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United Airlines treats passengers like criminals, so
American Airlines responds by reducing legroom by two
inches.
Ahhh, capitalism.
(Is it me or this the sort of tale that would
have originated in the old Soviet Russia?)
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It's sobering to consider that had the West lost World
War II there would be no Colonel Klink.
We came THAT close, baby.
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So t-Rump, a Democrat who ran as a Republican, has
given his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, who is a Democrat
and has taken $250 million is loans from famously-liberal
George Soros, the authority to rebuild the government.
Yup, just another day in Washington.
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Q: What do you call a Republican who smokes pot?
A: A Libertarian.
Since 2014 there have been riders in the government
budget forbidding the DOJ to interfere with state laws
regarding marijuana. It's in the new budget, too.
Jeff Sessions must be miffed. He seemed so amped to
break a few proles on the wheel for toking the Devil's
Weed.
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Reince Preibus, speaking for the president, says they're "looking
at" changing the libel laws.
Do you know what that means? This means using the forces
and almost limitless monetary and legal reserves of
the U.S. government to shut down the free press, to
stifle any news channel they don't like, to banish
blogs or tweets or anything or anyone who dare says
anything negative about Donald Fucking Trump.
They mean to oppose all dissent.
It doesn't matter if they have a snowball's chance
in Hell of succeeding, it's that they are even thinking
about this that's important. And if they're discussing
this monstrously un-American thing out loud just try
and imagine what they're thinking secretly. Then try
harder, as this country depends on us.
=Lefty=
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