Trump
of the Will
Some of you may have been thinking
to yourself "Where the Hell has Lefty been the past
two weeks? Isn't he supposed to be enlightening the
masses every other day with his majestic displays of
indecent progressive crankery?"
Well, I'll tell you where I've been.... I've been right
here in my studio, sitting in front of my computer,
trying to
make some
sort of
sense
out
of
Generalissimo Tinyhands McPussygroper's new cabinet.
So far, nothing. But hope prevails, for the questionable
quality of Tinycuck McOrange cabinet picks almost seems
to indicate a covert
desire
on his part to be
relieved of duty by the Electors. If these Electors
actually DO their duty Tweety McFucktheunions' replacement
would,
sadly, be a Republican (I didn't say "another
Republican" because Groper's in it for himself)
but nothing could be as loathesome as the shitstorm
the voters excreted all over our Republic last month.
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BTW, I'm not making up the poll questions
and answers in today's cartoon. PPP
asked Trump voters many of
the same sort of questions and the answers came as
if from some alternate reality. Check it out, if you
dare.
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I always, deep in my gut, thought that Mr. Obama received
his Nobel Peace Prize a bit prematurely, but after
witnessing the pure diplomatic shit-show of both Trump
and Dubya
I think the Swedes knew what they were doing.
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Trump on the stump: "If you send your company
overseas I'll charge you 35% tax to sell your goods
here."
Trump using other people's money: "Hey, Carrier,
keep your workers here and I'll give you $7 million
dollars
in
bribes,
uh, I mean, tax breaks."
Shouldn't Carrier be having to take a drug test to
warrant all this welfare dough?
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There's some Breitbart propaganda going around that
says Hillary Clinton only won 57 counties. It's more
like 487, but here's the thing...
The nation's largest county, Los Angeles County has
9.8 million people (roughly 3% of the entire country
lives in this one county!). The nation's smallest county,
Loving County, Texas, has 82. So the not-very-Breitbarts
of the world are really arguing that counties with
9.8 million people are equal to counties with 82 people.
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Philipine President Duerte has a policy
of murdering drug users without resorting to any legal
process.
Recently Duerte, in a conversation with our new Commander
in Conflict, says that Drumpf told him he's doing it "the
right way".
Appalling? Yes. Frightening? Yes? Can't happen here?
Wrong.
We live in a time of "stand your ground",
where it's already legal to kill someone in the act
of a crime, or if you even suspect someone may harm
you. It's only a small step to turning a blind governmental
eye to politically expedient vigilantism of any stripe.
=Lefty=
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