How to roast a turkey
People say this turkey is nothing without
her breasts but that’s not true!
She’d be Paris Hilton.
And she's such a selfish bitch. You'd
think she'd give the jews a chance
at the oven sometimes but, no, it's
always me-me-me.
You got white meat. dark meat. You're
like Bill Cosby's rape baby.
Are those balls under your chin or
are you auditioning for a Gus van Sant
movie?
