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The Secret Atheist Handshake

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No SOPA for YOU!

stop online piracy actThe Stop Online Piracy Act is a huge threat to the freedom's of the internet as we've come to know and love them.

The simplest argument I've heard against it was found on Tom's Hardware. I encourage you to read the story at your earliest opportunity, then call your representative in Washinton and tell them "NO FUCKING WAY, JOSE!"

=Lefty=


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And now our "Chart of the Day":

IQ versus religiosity
Click here for embiggened version.

I think this chart should have been entitled "IQ versus Imaginary Friends".

=Lefty=


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Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creation1-4-2012: Congress will return to session on January 17th. They will work for six whole days this month. Must be nice.

Don't expect much Federal job creation during this period.

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Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies!"Obama Eats Baby Hand."

Seriously, Fox?

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.


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Today's Google Chow.

How to Spot the Secret Atheist Handshake.

Step One: Each suspected miscreant will reach out a hand to the other, radiating waves of coruscating malice. Special nerve-endings in their fingertips, sensitive to human misery, alert them to the presence of another disciple of the Dark One.

Step Two: They will grip hands palm-to-palm, jolting each other with their noxious electric fury, both struggling for mastery of his counterpart's soul. As an option they may also discretely share recipes for the flesh of the unborn.

Step Three: As waves of corruption course through their arms their hands will involuntarily shake upwards and downwards several times. What appears to be friendly smiles on their faces are actually grimaces of searing pain. Do not be fooled.

Step Four: After silently chanting "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" they will then release their grips and rejoin the hunt for fellow acolytes of the Despised.

If you witness such behavior contact your clergy immediately.