Funny
Strange
 I know
you're probably sick to death of this stuff by now
but please scroll down to Mike's Video Vault
(below) and check out
the
Greatest
9-11 Story Ever Told. It took this guy 4 minutes
to say
what took me ten days. And a lot funnier, too, dammit.
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In the last Republican debate Ron
Paul gave the indication that as far as health care
is concerned, you're on your own. Don't come crying
to the government when an overnight stay in the hospital
costs more than a new Lexus.
So I learned today that Mr. Paul's 2008 presidential
campaign manager, Kent
Snyder, died of pneumonia at
the too-young age of 48. He didn't have insurance and
left behind a $400,000 medical bill for his family
to pay.
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While I'm on the subject, you know why Republicans are so against
universal health
care,
Medicare,
Medicaid and Social Security, don't you? I think it's because blacks and Hispanics
are beginning to age out and the GOP, bless their little racist hearts, will
be damned
if non-whites
get
the
opportunity
to
sit
back
and
enjoy
the fruits of their labors.
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Puzzled by today's comic? Then I invite you to read the sad
story of Cameron
Willingham.
As for the coyote: Governor Perry claims he sometimes goes jogging armed with
a
laser-sighted
.380
Ruger. Seriously.
It's because he's a-feared of snakes.
Seriously. His claim is that one morning, while for a run, he shot and killed
a coyote that
menaced
his
Labrador
retriever. Seriously. Since then he's left the gun at home and stuck with box-cutters.
I made that part up.
=Lefty=
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Republican Job Creation Update
 "We're
going to have a relentless focus on creating
jobs." -
John Boehner, February 10, 2011.
The following is #82 in a list of Republican
job creation activities
since they gained control of the House in 2011.
None, sad to
say,
have
yet to result in one, single new job.
(82) 9-14-2011: I gotta hand it to the GOP. In this
bleak economy they've found a way to increase jobs...
in hospital emergency rooms. What they're doing is
trying to cut funding in the transportation bill for bike
paths and pedestrian walkways,
thus ensuring more mayhem on our streets and guaranteed
employment for EMT workers. It's pure gee-nyuss I tells
ya!
NOTE: As a result of an unexpected wave of enthusiasm
the Republican
Job Creation update now has its
own web site. It will remain on the RP but a web site
of its own will raise its visibility on the 'net as
we progress towards the critical 2012 elections. And
I thank you for your support.
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