Jeb
Hensarling Is A Carrot
 Back
in mid-April Arizona Republican Senator John
Kyl very publicly made the claim that over
90 per cent
of
Planned Parenthood's
business was abortion-related.
It's actually 3%.
When confronted with the truth Mr. Kyl's office
responded that his statement "was not intended
as a factual statement".
Ah.
Well, if that's what passes for acceptable
truth from the boys on the right side of the
aisle
then
I guess the following, a little trifle I whipped
up, passes for political advocacy:
This of course refers to Jeb "I am a carrot"
Hensarling, my state representative, a man
for whom no Conservative cause is too petty
or mean-spirited to support with his vote.
I'd
honestly like to see a sign like this on every
street corner, joined by an unlimited variation
on
the theme, so go for it, people! It seems to
me as long as the sign clearly states it's
not
a
factual
statement
then we're clear to legally share whatever
ridiculous message we choose. You know, like:
Kyl is 90% Gay
Boehner Drinks Anal Lube
Ron Paul Gnaws Newts
Paul Ryan is Heterosexual
Republican Are
Fiscally Responsible
Run with this, people. I'm counting on you.
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Addendum: Today's comic was
nothing more than a random riff on the bizarre
subject of bestiality, but DAMN if Florida's
Republican-led government didn't pass a law
against it today that, uhhhh, accidentally
made
all sex in Florida illegal.
While in the process of pandering to their conservative base the GOP bone-heads
in Florida just redefined bestiality as "An act relating to sexual activities
involving animals."
You can easily see the problem here if you take your nose out of the Bible.
Bascially:
Premise A: Humans are animals.
Premise B: Florida banned having sex with any animal.
Conclusion: It is illegal to have sex in Florida. Tah-dah!
Who said bestiality isn't funny?
=Lefty=
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 February
10, 2011: "We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." -
John Boehner.
So far the list of GOP accomplishments for 2011 is:
(1) Attempted curtailing of abortion rights.
(2) Attempted defunding of Planned Parenthood.
(3) Attempted defunding of NPR.
(4) Investigating Muslims.
(5) Declaring English as America's Official Language.
(6) Reaffirming "In God We Trust". Yawn.
(7) Challenging AARP's tax-exempt status.
(8) Approved defunct funding for failed
religious schools.
(9) Attempt to destroy Medicaid.
(10) Attempt to destroy Planned Parenthood
(11) Shutting down the government
(12) Attempt to destroy the EPA.
(13) Attempting to eliminate financial
counseling.
(14) Passed a House budget that gives $4 trillion in tax cuts to
the rich.
(15) Spend $500,000 to discriminate against gays.
(16) Continued
toadying for the rich.
(17) Pretending the deficit is to blame for slow
job growth.
(18) De-funded SETI.
(ARGH!!!!!!!)
(19) Tried to kill Chrysler two years ago... which is now going to pay
back all its government loans.
(20) The Judicial
Branch of the GOP, the Supreme Court, votes
5-4 to deny
consumer class-action suits.
(21) Redefining
rape. Yes, redefining rape.
(22) Pushing for spending
caps tied to GDP.
Bad idea.
(23) Claimed credit for dropping oil prices
because they passed
a bill.
(24) Refuse to reduce
oil subsidies.
Nope. No job creation here. Seriously. Not
a fucking employment sausage. Move along.
Move along.
I'll keep adding to this list until the Republican
House does something to create jobs. I unhappily
predict this is gonna be one lonnnnng list.
After all, you don't get rid of a sitting president
by helping the economy.
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