Fire
Sign Theatre
 Aries: Buy
the Applecare. Trust me.
Leo: Your mind will overflow with fertile possibilities.
Unfortunately, so will your septic tank.
Sagittarius: Seventeen people across the U.S. will
die of gun-shots today. It will not make the news.
Just sayin'.
Taurus: That Axe isn't fooling anyone. Go bathe.
Virgo: A handsome stranger will buy you a dish of strawberry
Jell-O. Consider matrimony but get a good pre-nup.
Capricorn: Go read "Open Elevator Shafts for Dummies"....
now!
Gemini: Twelve cats is eleven too many. Seriously.
Libra: Your parents will admit to conceiving you while
watching "Cop
Rock". Try to forgive them.
Aquarius: Your
house will be infested with bedbugs. One of them will
run as a Republican candidate for president. Don't
give him money.
Cancer: There will be severe spikes in your electical system.
You will also be missing a dog.
Scorpio: Your ex-wife's new husband is a lousy lay.
Take comfort in that.
Pisces: Today you will waste 3 minutes on a crappy
horoscope.
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Links for the lazy: Cosmological Principle
=Lefty=
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Republican Job Creation Update
 "We're
going to have a relentless focus on creating
jobs." -
John Boehner, February 10, 2011.
The following is #99 in a list of Republican
job creation activities
since they gained control of the House in
2011. None, sad to
say,
have
yet to result in one, single new job.
(99) 10-19-2011: The House is on vacation this week so the
Tea
Party
Nation is rising to the challenge of job-creation by, uh, demanding that businesses
stop hiring. In their constipated little minds they feel that this will teach
President
Obama a lesson for being a socialist, or a dictator, or.... something.
NOTE: As a result of an unexpected wave of enthusiasm
the Republican
Job Creation update now has its
own web site. It will remain on the RP but a
web site of its own will raise its visibility
on the 'net as
we progress towards the critical 2012 elections.
And I thank you for your support.
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