are many people in this world who consider
me impious, who dwell under the misconception
that I lack spiritual values
but they, my good
friends, are wrong. For, you see, I fervently
and faithfully believe in the gospel of Hole,
the alt-rock band fronted by Saint Courtney
love of Love got under my celebrity skin.
I need her divine guidance and I ask for it
often. You haven't really lived until you've
lived through this.
Love's got the music and the music is in me.
I am hole at last. Halleleujah!
Unfortunately, there are those who do not accept
the divinity of Hole, but those people are
aholes. In fact, 99.9999999% of people on Earth
are aholes. Everyone, that is, except me. So far
BTW, I realize this sounds vaguely insulting but it's not my fault. The use of
English simply dictates that to create a new noun you must find a word that describes
something completely contradictory and then slap an "a" on its front.
A democrat is, for instance, an arepublican. A vegetarian is an acarnivore. See?
So no matter if you're theist or atheist simply accept Hole as your personal
savior and forevermore be defined by what you are rather than by what you aren't.
Hole or ahole. The choice is yours.
been searching for a replacement for Google
ads on this site as I'm not too keen on Google's
"utopian" vision for the future of
the 'net. For the past couple
of weeks I tried Infolinks, which you might
have noticed by its modus operandi, which is
to scatter chartreuse, double-underlined links
throughout the text on the site.
In a nutshell, the results were dismal and
they were butt-ugly to boot, so I ditched
them. Stay tuned for whatever appalling beggar's
box I install next.