Flores. I'm nine. This is a picture
of me and my dad.
I'm here to let you know that my father and I
were not shot and killed in our home last year
Minutemen because Glenn
Beck recently said that
those people would never, ever do such an awful
thing. So if anyone claims that I unsuccessfully
begged for my life to members of the Minutemen,
of my wounded mother, then they must be confused.
This also must mean that the Mexican men and
women being shot and killed along the U.S. border
people wearing camouflage outfits using long-range
rifles are not Minutemen, either. It must be
I know that I was just a little girl and that
I didn't know very much about this world but
I know that Mr. Beck would never lie about people
just because they were poor or of a different
race. That would be a terrible, terrible
thing to lie about.
(Note: In order to avoid a flood of angry, misspelled, ungrammatical,
vaguely threatening and disturbingly slobbery emails the
following Rantette will employ euphemisms,
verbal sleights-of-hand when referring to one of the two viable political parties
in this country.)
While I'm on the subject of immigration...
There is one particular political party in this country that is screaming loudest
for immigration reform, but it's all just so much political puffery. The
Whatchamacallit party had eight
uncontested years early in this millennium to solve the problem
but it somehow never made it to the top of their
"to-do" list. I'm guessing there was too much brush
However, Democrats have developed a workable immigration plan, the same plan
that those other dedicated congressman [wink-wink] used to consider feasible,
but that assortment of whores, toadies, quislings and closeted homosexuals refused
to vote for it. Then, having single-trunkedly caused this legislation to fail,
they blamed the failure to pass the legislation on... the Democrats.
Let's be blunt... Republicans [Oops! I spilled the beans! Sorry.] and their corporate
masters love illegal immigrants because they can economically
extort the poor bastards for cheap labor for as long as they remain in this country,
and Cthulhu help them if they complain about it. Meanwhile this process takes
jobs away from legal Americans and drives down average wages for everyone.
So that adds up to "win-win" for Big Business and "go suck an
egg" for you and me.
Just thought you should know.