you imagine if prayer really worked? Can you
possibly conceive of how totally screwed-over this
world would be if whatever you asked of God actually
I'm not talking about Butterfly Effects from
finding a miraculous extra ten quid in the sock
drawer at the end of the month, I'm referring to
the mass slaughter of millions,
possibly billions of people by those who would
instantly use the power of God to amass fortunes
and effect devastating wars
Yes, I realize there'd be a sizeable proportion
of do-gooders praying for world peace, but their
matter of good intentions would be a drop in the
bucket against the anti-matter of greed and hate.
Personally, I'd be in a spaceship made entirely of tits flying in excess of light-speed
towards distant planetary systems looking for a muffler that doesn't cost too
much. It's my dream, okay?
So let's all be thankful that religion is just
the mental defect that it is and thank our lucky
stars there exists among us a large contingent
of altrustic intelligentsia working
hard to make the world a better place. You know...
engineers, doctors, physicists, Bill Hicks.
If you have to pray for anything, pray for them.
but at least you made the effort, Sparky.