Today's
Google Chow.
One day Glenn Beck's body realizes it is simply a biologically
socialist construct of disparate cells. It proceeds to
shed its extracellular matrix and promptly dissolves
into a gooey mass.
Undeterred, Fox News negotiates a contract with an ad
hoc coterie of several million of these cells, renames
the
show "Beck: Under the Microscope" and puts
it back on the air.
Oddly enough, ratings improve.
Bucket on desk top.
Bucket: "Barack Obama has a secret plan to wipe
out... bacteria."