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Raging Pencils by Mike "Bad Egg" Stanfill

mated for life.


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Raging Pencils is a protein-rich conceit of:

Mike Stanfill, Private Hand
Mike Stanfill, Private Hand
Illustration • Flash Animation • Web Design
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Today's mystery web comic is:
THE DREADED QUESTION

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What's In Your Gullet?

shit burger A study of the hamburger meat found at eight fast food restaurants resulted in the following findings:

The average burger consists of only 12% meat. Some were as low as 2%.

Water comprised as much as 50% of weight by volume per burger.

The balance of the burger was a conglomeration of (by percentage) ligament & tendons, blood vessels, nervous tissue (except brain and spinal cord), fat, plant material(?), cartilage and bone.

Yum-yummy.

For an in-depth analysis, read the study found here.

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Maybe it's time to consider meatless burgers. My favorite brand is Morningstar Farms. They're all delicious but the Spicy Black Bean Burger is absolutely primo.

=mike=


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Bonus Matrimony.
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Raging Pencils salutes the Mystery Reader of
Reykjavík, Iceland
Whoever you are, thanks for reading my crappy little 'toon.


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Bedroom. Night. Two ducks.
Duck 1: "Don't get me wrong, darling. Being mated to you for life is sheer ecstasy. But thank god we only live twenty years."